Kaatru Veliyidaiyil - A to be missed movie!

Why does the hero quote Bharatiyar poetry? So the director can justify the title of the movie.

It is interesting that a director who set out to beat cliches many decades ago ends up with such terrible cliches that it is laughable. Unfortunately, there is zero humour in the movie. So, you are not even given that release.

Kaatru Veliyidai is a dud. Not because it fails to deliver but because it never takes off. There is no soul, no chemistry, no humour or sizzle. The hero is just a boring ass****, with zero charm to endear him to the audience. He is not an interesting victim either with a back story... the whole movie reads like a one paragraph description that never goes beyond that. An expensive one paragraph fiasco of a man's obsession with his Rayban glasses.

There is zero reasons for the lead pair to connect and when they keep saying that frequently, you tend to believe it too - There is very little physical chemistry, there is not even the usual push and pull that is so common in relationships. If one looks at the brilliant sharp dialogues of Alaipayuthey or even the irritating energy of Idayathai Thirudathey or the realness of a Mouna Raagam... there is just nothing here to this couple except abuse. They look like the kind you will want to place bets on how soon they will split.

The whole movie is just an ass****'s long drawn redemption and his terrible treatment of his woman who keeps saying that she believes in a relationship where she will be respected. And, even his redemption does not convince. You feel nothing for any of the characters, have zero curiosity about them and could not care what happens to them either.

The beginning few minutes could easily be one of the worst ever opening scenes delivered by Mani who usually gets off to a kick-ass start. The dialogues are terrible and sound more like a spoof than intense agony. The words are pompous, delivered badly and feel strange and out of place and disconnected coming from the characters.

Only one person delivers a decent performance and unfortunately, she is so wasted in the movie and that is the convincing vulnerability of Aditi Rao Hydari. But the story does not have enough substance for her to hold her performance. The heroine seems to be a balanced person and fairly clear on her standards on what she expects out of the relationship but continues to look tired and sad while continuously being abused by the hero. I wonder if a different hero might have worked. May be....

Karthi who was brilliant in Paruthiveeran with a girl who matched his fire is so tame it is incredible. Even his character in this movie is not even interestingly flawed like Karthik's was in Agni Nakshatram. He is not just an emotionally unavailable man. He is simply not there...

And, Delhi Ganesh and other characters including RJ Balaji have no real role to play. The older couple of Ok Kanmani were an interesting parallel into the young couple's own lives. In this film, no other characters distract one from the main couple, who themselves are simply not there.

Never seen a romantic film where the hero repeats 'I love you' and you are almost on the floor laughing. It looks ugly and crude and repulsive instead of romantic.

The Kargil war? Oh, when the hero is not taking his lady love on free charter rides, or asking his boys for a single malt or dancing away, he also fights a war very casually for a hobby.

And, last heard, Rayban's sales have started dropping after this movie. Never seen a movie in which a person wears sun glasses i.e Rayban at the hospital, a wedding dance, in a Pakistani jail. I felt a bit let down that he was not wearing it when they make love...

One's initial thought was whether the linearity of the narrative was an issue but after some time, you realize no one has a chance in this movie not even Maniratnam.

The ending was almost as bad as the beginning. So, this is one film that is consistently bad, from the beginning, the middle and the end.

My rating: 1/5 - Just one star for Aditi Rao Hydari [ Wondering if i should add another star for myself for having gone and watched it!]

Malli ( 1998)

Malli. A slap in the face reminder of the girl I used to be. The small voice at the back of my mind reminding me of all the joys, pains, grubbiness, faith and color that lay in me as a child. Her endless chatter, her ability to create her own world, her strange friendships irrespective of age or gender, her free spirited nature and her tenacity to persist in impossible dreams. Malli is one of the rare stories unbound by gender. Malli is about not having many people believe in you, when your inner faith in your world is all that you have, when the odd friendship is so precious, that you would go to any lengths in gratitude. Malli, was my return to innocence and faith, to reconnect to the child I used to be. I am not sure if I can go past the walls I have now built for my adult self as safety. But, Malli reminds me of how it used to be, with no walls to cover one's vulnerability. Malli, left me raw, exposed and real again. I am still recovering from that reminder, gasping for breath.

Malli is this little girl who has the guts, the passion and the courage to go past her own tears and limitations for the things and people she loves. Full of spunk, she is as real as it gets. In a jaded world full of insinuations, watching Malli is a return to innocence. To the joys of love and the pain of vulnerability of friendships and the faith to still swing back to joy.

A little girl Malli, who talks nineteen to dozen, who strikes the oddest friendships longs for a beautiful long skirt, a pattu pavadai [ A Pattu Pavadai i.e a long silk skirt and blouse]. My first one came during my eldest sister's wedding when I was all of five. It arrived just as we were all getting ready to leave for the wedding. I desperately wanted to try it on at least once, never having had one before. When I was not allowed to, I stole it and wore it and then in fear went and hid myself, watching them search for me through the netted bamboo walls. What do they know about a little girl's world? Of the longing to show someone what you finally got, that in some way you now belong too? What do they know or care that when you twirled around and sat down, your skirt became a balloon which a friend would then jump on to break? If I close my eyes, I am that little girl and somewhere Malli and I have merged.

Malli believes in a blue stone, magical enough to help her friend who cannot speak and is ready to go to any lengths to get it. And, finally she gets it when she has given up, when she is not looking for it. When she finally gets the Paavadai as a gift from her postman friend, she without a second thought uses it to save a fawn which has been shot and leaves it at the door of the Vet's office in fear, of being chased away again. If you are poor and if you are young, who would believe you?  

The story of Malli is not about getting what is close to your heart, but the willingness to understand that when something more important than that comes along how effortlessly one should toss away what the heart so longed for. Sacrifice. Often, an ugly world. In Malli's fragile world, she handles sacrifice so effortlessly, so gracefully, fully aware of how much it was costing her but yet going ahead. She reminds us that, life truly is about giving and not getting, however much one aches. Malli is a reminder of things we lose, the people who leave us, the unfairness meted out to a child by adults. Malli is about what remains after unfairness, vulnerability, and loss. Malli is so simple and truthful and graceful in her understanding of what truly matters. About love, truth, loneliness and hope. That, even if you run behind people who are moving away, finally you have to come to terms with yourself and dig within yourself to again find your own well of joy and life.

Malli is about broad canvases, of the earth and the sky, of fields, of children running through fields, of strange friendships and an imaginable belief in the almighty. Malli is a million things that tug at your heart and soul. Where, the technique of cinema is so effortlessly handled that you do not feel it. What can i say about Malli? Her large, limpid eyes full of joy, trust and life begging you to allow her into your life? Her tears when every single time she is let down by people, incidents and life and her ability to bounce back? You laugh and cry with her and in a way, you believe that she can bounce back.  There is too much spirit in her. Her utter recognition of the bigness of a small moment and her deep understanding of people. Friendship with an old toothless story teller sitting by a tree weaving her memories and myths through vacant eyes, or her delightful friendship with a postman where they both lie down and watch the sky side by side? When is the last time you saw an adult being a friend with a child? A man with a little girl and based on just pure kindredship? The utter simplicity of that one shot stays with me, as I kick myself for dreading what could happen next, what could be coming, ... and in the end feeling the sense of relief wash over me, that truth is all I need to see. That not all relationships have the dirty hand of gender. I realize what a world I now inhabit.

I am awed by the village god, an old village god with feathers and masks the way an innocent tribal girl would see him, and there is a sense of wonder on the various gods there are, and that form is so inconsequential to faith. The mystical woven so effortlessly in simplicity. How a sacred grove so easily loses its sacredness, or the waters are bloodied with greed. How even perfect worlds, are dangerously close to ugly, real worlds that push their way in.

Thank you for Malli, Santhosh Sivan. I came to know her through you about 17 years too late. I am not sure who she has become now. But for me, she is the eternal child, whose favour I would love to seek, in whose eyes I would love to stand tall and who I would love to not let down. I long to be her friend. I realize I am talking in a way to the little girl I was and with whom I am not sure my adult self can match, and that slap in the face and daily reminder is what I shall carry with me. And, like Malli, you leave me with hope and the faith that I only need to dig within myself to do that. Forever, indebted to you for introducing Malli. She is now my friend  too.

                                               

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Directed by	Santosh Sivan
Produced by	Santosh Sivan
Written by	Santosh Sivan Ravi Deshpande
Starring	P. Shwetha Priya Janagaraj Parameshwaran
Music by	Aslam Mustafa
Cinematography	Santosh Sivan
Edited by	A. Sreekar Prasad
Release dates	1998
Running time	90 mins
Language	Tamil

Kaaka Muttai [Crow's egg] - 2014

‘I shall forever be this little girl with her face pressed against the fence wanting to be taken into the game ‘

I wrote this a few years ago, when reflecting on what aspect of my childhood I have forever retained into my adulthood. If I could have added spunk, a certain bohemian lawlessness that is so essential to childhood dosed with some healthy mix of dirt, humour, unquestioned freedom to roam the streets and realism ( as it was with mine), you can say I just relived a large slice of my own childhood through watching ‘Kaaka Muttai’ [The Crow’s egg].

Childhood at least to any slightly adventurous soul, who has grown up less on resources and high on resourcefulness is a period of perpetual inventiveness replete with undying optimism. If your childhood is largely a time where you had to deal with problems at your own level, with very minimal adult intervention or help (because adults are busy fighting their own battles in any case), then you take charge of your own dreams, desires and working your way towards them.

That is exactly what two boys growing up in the slums do. When a pizza shop opens up in their neighborhood, it becomes a dream and a drool to work towards. Busy adult lives surround the boys - a mother battling her way trying to free her husband from prison, an old grandmother who tries to feel useful around the place and various people who go about their lives amidst the squalor and cramped spaces. The two boys grow up amidst all this, being forced to drop out of school to help their mother run the home. They pick up coal blocks from the railway tracks that they sell at the local shop.

One word that springs to my mind if one sought to put a pin on to the film is spunk. It is real, raw and human with absolutely no trace of sentiment or judgement. Life is what it is and what you get to see is a slice of glorious childhood replete with longing, disappointment, laughter and piss. The film starts with a child pissing in the night and having to hide that fact, and you are caught up with the fear, the shame, and the utter vulnerability of what it is being a child, all over again. Come morning, and they are up and about and running off to explore another day and that is exactly what childhood is all about.

The film is about how they long to taste a pizza from the shop, the price of which is at an unreachable price for them at rupees 299/-. And even when they do work their way towards getting the money, they are turned away because they are not dressed right. They earn their way into buying the right clothes to wear but are still thrown out. They are the perpetual outsiders of the system. The invisible people on the fringe. They do not even have a name in the film. Just nicknames. Chinna Kaaka Muttai [ Small Crow’s egg] and Periya Kaaka Muttai [ Big Crow’s egg]. In fact, their house has no address. They live in Sudden Street.

This film is a social commentary. The lone child who plays with the helicopter looks on wistfully at the carefree boys eager for their friendship, the rich boys who long for roadside pani puri who complain to their father that he never gets them what they actually want - all these makes one wonder if we ever give our children what they long for or if we actually give them what we think we missed in our own childhood?

Most of our children are the boys and girls at the pizza shop. We are the ones arriving in the car while the others look on. How you watch this film or relate to it, will depend largely on how your own childhood has been.  How you have raised your child would largely depend on which child he or she relates most to - the boy in the pizza shop or the child looking longingly at it through the window?

A large part of the film is about a real divide, but it is the invisible divides that are so effortlessly articulated that impress. The fence that comes up and separates to keep the boys out of the construction or the fence that separates them from the boy in the apartment, the gate that blocks them at the Pizza shop – the divide is real, social and fantastic cinematic visualization. And, the boys understand life the way only children can. When they take one look at the City Centre in breathless awe, arriving there to buy new clothes, the younger boy comments ‘I am dead sure that they would never allow us in’. He is stating an absolute fact that he knows as truth very early in life.

The relationship that the boys share with the grandmother reminds one of Satyajit’s Ray’s – Pather Panchali. There is the ganging up of the boys with her against the mother, the secret smiles and the whispers and the promise of daily conspiracy. The scene where she tries to replicate the Pizza by making a dosa that looks like Pizza but fails to satisfy them, is exactly how it feels when one is longing for the real thing and nothing else will do.

The seamless weaving in of the arrival of the television sets through a government scheme, where the television arrives but the rice is delayed, where the picture is grainy as it is a stolen cable connection that they are viewing – all these lend a great authenticity to the narration and to the social commentary. The easy but everyday influence of films, film stars and the hero worship in Tamil Nadu is also sprinkled throughout the film. The fact that local bums trying to blackmail the pizza owners seem knowledgeable about CDs and smart phones reflect the complex times we live in amidst the divides.

The burgeoning maturity of the older boy, his sense of pride in not taking the pizza piece offered by the rich boy near the fence, his battle with his sense of ethics in not hitting the guys on the train to grab their mobiles is fascinating. His moment of truth into adulthood comes with his defeated acceptance about the futility of their desire for pizza when his grandmother dies. The flushing away of the dreams into the gutter is stark visual poetry. He literally grows up at this point. To give up is to grow up. He only retains his childhood again at the end with a return to innocence and truth.

Laced throughout the film are power and survival struggles, the manipulation and desires of people trying to hang on to a hard life in their own ways and their continuous conflicts with ethics. There is no moral judgment made at any point throughout the nuanced story telling. The mother fighting to save her family, the local bums trying to earn a quick buck, the Pizza owners trying to protect their interests, the local MLA, the media, the police, the people working in the Pizza shop – life is hard and real. The humour hard-hitting, scathing and yet matter of fact.

But what does a child care? If you could still float on a slimy dirty river, drink from a crow’s eggs and long for a Pizza?

And finally, childhood is also a reminder of truth. While an adult would fake an  emotion on realizing a dream, a child speaks the truth. When the children finally conclude that the dosa that their grandmother made was better than the Pizza they finally manage to taste, you grin. You know you are watching good stuff that you rarely come by.

If you want to experience a movie replete with humor, some absolute spunk and brilliant performances do not miss this one. The editing is brilliant in most places, the dialogues extremely witty and the cuts are sharp. The music blends. What you may find missing is some ambient sounds to the extent it should have. The scenes with the Pizza owners is a tad weak, but in spite of that, ‘Kaaka Muttai’ is a uncompromised film making, a celebration of glorious, riotous childhood and so do see the movie if you can. This is extremely good world cinema with a local flavour!

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Directed by	M. Manikandan
Produced by	Dhanush Vetrimaaran
Written by	Manikandan
Starring	Vignesh Ramesh Iyshwarya Rajesh
Music by	G. V. Prakash Kumar
Cinematography	Manikandan
Edited by	Kishore Te.
Production company	Wunderbar Films Grass Root Film Company
Distributed by	Fox Star Studios
Release dates	September 5, 2014 (Toronto International Film Festival)[1] June 5, 2015 (Worldwide)
Running time	109 minutes
Country	India
Language	Tamil with subtitles in all releases.

 

Imagery through Film Poetry

Imagery through Film Poetry